Proposal for consideration (rather, to inspire innovative thinking among all involved):
1. Create conditions and ensure the stay in Ukraine of American guests according to the following schedule:
Monday – Jared Kushner;
Tuesday – Steve Witkoff;
Wednesday – Marco Rubio;
Thursday – Ivanka Trump;
Friday – Eric Trump;
Saturday – Tiffany Trump;
Sunday – Melania Trump.
2. Allocate a plot in the Ukrainian Carpathians, seized in a questionable manner, for the Trump family’s investment in a recreational project (and ensure that the price does not increase significantly before their arrival, as has happened before).
3. Consult with Mr. Witkoff about his childhood travel memories and build a retro-armored train TRUMP EXPRESS (but with reliable electronic warfare systems and an air defense platform) for rapid transit across Ukraine and Europe. Purchase the air defense system directly from American companies in a comprehensive package of Patriot missile systems.
4. Place an order in the USA for the construction of Trump-class warships to ensure patrolling and freedom of navigation in the Black Sea.
5. Rename one of the defense strongholds in Ukraine as Fort Trump.
6. And… so be it, on behalf of all Kyiv residents, allocate a plot of land near the Okhmatdyt children’s hospital for the construction of Kyiv Trump Tower (the previous attempt, apparently, in 2007 near the Dnipro Hotel, unfortunately, did not work out).
7. Establish an award in honor of Donald Trump. As financial support, declare the frozen assets of the aggressor in European banks.
I don’t know how strange all this sounds to you now or if it will help…. But we need to somehow jump out of the deadlock of a prolonged and exhausting war…
