The grand victory in the naval battle of the Russian fleet near Denmark and Germany has developed further. The Russian war minister Belousov awarded the foolish captain of the Russian corvette “Soobrazitelny” for firing a signal toy cannon at a Danish Air Force helicopter.
It is remembered that another Russian captain once jumped on the deck like a monkey on a branch and shouted: “crush him, crush him, damn it! hold on everyone!”. And now the Russian fleet in the Black Sea has disappeared somewhere. As the Joker from The Dark Knight said: “tadaam! he’s vanished!”.
The Russian fleet continues to be true to its glorious traditions. Really, transport us 20-30 naval drones and up to a hundred UAVs to the Baltic Sea, and the Russian Baltic fleet will be no more. And neither Denmark, Germany, Latvia, nor Poland will be involved, because the services of transporting such drones can be purchased at any military store.
The orcs will once again be gasping for air, suffocating with despair that someone is sinking their fleet, but claims can only be made to the clever captain, the minister, and their main baboon.
Provoking a naval war in closed waters that you do not control, and through which all your external trade passes, requires being a rare idiot. When the enemy is just waiting for a reason to physically block your entire shadow oil fleet traffic, on which your military budget depends, only a grandpa-infantile, who is clearly regressing to a childlike state in old age, would provoke this enemy.
But such behavior of the Muscovites should please us, and we should take advantage of it.
Muscovy is a forest and steppe, but not a maritime “civilization”. The Horde at sea is clueless. That’s why Raska has loudly and shamefully lost all the naval wars in which it participated (except those where the Cossacks helped). Because the horde knows that a fleet is cool and showy, but doesn’t understand why it’s really needed. For them, it’s a status symbol: to show off, to fire a signal rocket at a foreign helicopter, to claim that an American F-16 pilot needed therapy after being dazzled by a Russian frigate. Show and status are more important for backward societies than functionality. And when challenged on this show, they’ll cry about Russophobia.
Something suggests that soon our drone aircraft carriers will enter the Baltic Sea, and there will be some action.
On the cover: Russian corvette “Soobrazitelny”. Archive photo: Occupier’s media
