The RF lost control in Syria — the Turkomans hung Assad’s forces on the palms of Latakia, the ophthalmologist went to Rostov to Yanukovych.
The RF lost any leverage in the CSTO — they didn’t help Armenia, the Kazakhs didn’t help them.
Prigozhin was blown up in the air, the PMCs were worn down in Bakhmut and driven into the African corps, as a result, Ukrainians are sinking gas carriers in Libya and training the Tuaregs.
Prigozhin’s son created a tramadol republic in the CAR and hooked an entire region on opiates — miners extract gold for a dose.
Finland and Sweden in NATO — the Baltic Sea has become a NATO lake. Ukraine receives dozens of modern aircraft from the Scandinavians.
In the Baltics, Canadian and German tank brigades. In case of aggression, several thousand aircraft will deprive the RF of factories, power plants (definitely, the “Flamingos” can reach them, and so can the Storm Shadow), and screams about “Anglo-Saxon piglets” and nuclear weapons will begin. In what condition it is — unclear. Maybe in the same state as Rogozin’s trampoline and launches, like those of a superpower New Zealand.
“Power of Siberia — 2” is not built and won’t be built. The gas market in the EU is over, the largest drop in income, Gazprom is in losses, the oil industry is halting production.
The grand geopolitical pivot to the East turned into a submissive stance before Beijing: Chinese banks block payments even for nails due to secondary sanctions.
And the Indians purchase oil for billions of rupees, which cannot physically be taken out of India. A multi-step move: selling resources for tokens, which can’t buy anything except curry and Bollywood dances.
In the Azov and Black Seas over time, 230+ ships hit. The Black Sea fleet will be rebuilt for 10 years, without a flagship and submarines. Strategic aviation lost dozens of aircraft. An oil-leaking submarine is dragged for months around Novorossiysk, and there they hit an FSB corvette, while an icebreaker took a break in Vyborg.
Tanks from the Brezhnev era, motorcycles, donkeys, horses, sleds, conscripts. The second army in the world is begging for artillery shells from the Juche. A superpower that threatened to reach the English Channel is bartering rusted 152-mm shells from the plump North Korean dictator in exchange for food, and on the front, Indians and Nepalese storm landings.
The RF Aerospace Forces regularly drop FABs with opened UPMK on Belgorod and Shebekino, erasing their own cities. Governors advise residents to tape windows — excellent protection against a one and a half ton bomb.
And 5th-generation aircraft were taken down by drones and shot down by friendly fire from mobile fire groups with MANPADS — they thought those were “Lyutye” heading towards Kapotnya.
A record drop in oil processing to the level of the 90s, the period of collapse. Iran imports fuel, and the RF has started as well. Gas stations without gasoline.
Civil aviation in the meantime flies on tape, prayers, and cannibalized parts. The import-substituted “Superjet” can’t be assembled from anything, so “Boeings” and “Airbuses” regularly land in wheat fields due to hydraulic failures. A flight from Moscow to Sochi now is a full-fledged Russian roulette.
The fall of Ozon shares by 25%, the Moscow Exchange hit rock bottom, Wildberries’ damage from attacks equivalent to 5 years of income. In St. Petersburg, it is recommended not to leave your homes — smog from the blazing Coal Harbor.
Russians endured hundreds of thousands killed and maimed, endured that the SOC hunters for heads were scoring, endured the conscripts gutting their ex-wives — but howled when underwear heated up in a warehouse and a dildo.
The FSB brilliantly catches students for likes, but doesn’t see the bearded men with machine guns who shoot up the “Crocus” for an hour and then calmly drive a “Renault” towards the border. The state’s monopoly on violence is torn.
They blow up a general with a scooter and stab a leading specialist from the strategic aviation KB.
Never fought navigators and helicopter cuckolds write about “victories” to a hundred thousand audience with a comrade major’s fist up their ass. The next day: a plane crashed from friendly fire, struck by a drone, a strategic bomber without a tail, or an F-16 intercepted.
Imagine, this is not fiction, not wet dreams — it’s the news. Gas coupons and the impossibility of reaching a toilet in Moscow (because toilets are by QR codes, and there’s no mobile internet).
Everything. Is. Going. According to plan. The plan was just crappy. The nanoleader is in his place, those at the top know what they’re doing.
Haha, if there were no Russians, they would need to be invented. This is a unique population, demonstrating on a live example how negative selection works.
Darwin finished and lit a cigarette.
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