USA: *knocking out Iran.
Iran: *knocking out everyone around, including Dubai.
Shahed from Iran: *knocking near Burj Khalifa.
UAE Ministry of Defense: Damn! What to do, what to do! Why aren’t they being shot down!
Dubai air defense: Aaaa, devil! Nothing is clear, the machine gun isn’t calibrated, how do we shoot it down? Call the Armed Forces!
Sergeant: Hello.
Dubai air defense: How to shoot down Shaheds?
Sergeant: How do I know? Call your Air Force.
Dubai air defense: (*calls UAE Air Force) Why the hell aren’t you shooting down Shaheds?
UAE Air Force: We don’t know how! We’ve been next to Iran for fifty years and didn’t think a country that invented deep strike would hit us! Call the Armed Forces!
Sergeant: Hello.
Dubai air defense: It doesn’t shoot down!!! Aaa!!! What to do?
Sergeant: Well, that’s clear. Form a rapid response team.
Dubai air defense: Rapid response team? Ah, got it. And then what?
Sergeant: Then transfer them to infantry.
Dubai air defense: Ummm… why did we form them then?
Sergeant: Who knows. But that’s how it worked for us… ugh, never mind. Deploy the wedding… damn it! Deploy the anti-aircraft drones!
Dubai air defense: Which ones?
Sergeant: Ok, so it’s clear. Do you have a Shahed that struck the YouTube field? Or did Iran cut you off from Google? Where have you been the last four years?
Dubai air defense: Ummm… inventing Dubai chocolate.
Sergeant: Well, now throw it at that Shahed. Alright… what to do with you… You need planes, helicopters, a rapid response team… ah, you already have that… and MANPADS.
Dubai air defense: MANP… what?
Sergeant: Well, you recently had a military exhibition… well, check if not all exhibits have left yet… And don’t forget to definitely prohibit the use of air defense systems within the city.
Dubai air defense: We’re screwed.
Sergeant: (*hangs up) Welcome to the OTU “Dubai”, damn it.
