No one fully understands what is happening. And whoever says they understand everything is lying. There’s too much chaos, too many variables around. This is exactly why people run to religion and imaginary friends.
Did Gavrilo Princip know that his shot would lead to millions dead and that the richest people in the empire would be decorating toilets with stamps? Of course not.
Did Putin know that his “Kyiv in 3 days” would turn into hundreds of thousands of corpses and a fuel export ban outside of the Russian Federation? Also wrong.
But some things are easy to check with logic.
Look, could Ukrainian cash couriers in Hungary really be transporting mafia money?
Theoretically — they could. If submarines circulate between South America and Europe carrying tons of cocaine, and customs officers and police regularly get years in prison, why can’t the couriers be involved?
But would the Hungarians have released them if they were carrying illegal gold and heaps of dollars? Of course not! They would have violated a bunch of EU laws: smuggling, money laundering, participation in organized crime under the guise of special status. They would spend more years in jail than they weigh; they would NEVER be released.
Everyone spreading this nonsense that it’s some special operation and a quick win is confusing internal politics with pandering to a Hungarian toad behaving as an enemy towards all of us.
So why were they released? Because it was a cheap freak show before the elections. Hungarian body-positive leader Viktor Orban wanted to show his electorate how Ukrainians are criminals, how he powerfully defends the border, and that they must rally around him, or else the Brussels bureaucracy will come.
Moreover, when our green sun of democracy and a mini-Churchill threatens “we’ll give your address to the Armed Forces”, the obsessed Hungarian nationalists, who fantasize about Zakarpattia, start to get wild. And immediately, Orban’s main competitor — Peter Magyar, kicks in.
He desperately needs these same right-wing votes, so he puffs his chest and squeals: “Give them my address too!” He simply cannot lose this nuclear electorate; thus, he and Orban have arranged a special Olympics race.
No need for threats, geez.
They should just be trolled, laughed at, and not fall for these provocations. Orban threatens to unblock the pipe by force?
Ha-ha-ha. The last time Hungarians wanted to unblock something by force, they were eating horse meat by Lake Balaton.
Imperially, Hungary is a failed state. Parts were cut off, Romania broke away, Zakarpattia broke away. The grandfathers of today’s toad fans worked in Siberia and built barracks for getting riled up about fascism.
So all attempts by Hungary to capture anything by force ended with their butts being kicked, and they awaited calorie-rich soup in Siberia.
By the way, did they apologize for the four SS divisions, lol? And the part that went to Romania — no desire to take it back by force? 12 “Gripens” aren’t enough, heh. And that’s that.
Don’t want to pay 200 million for emergency electricity transfers? No problem, we’ll build it through neighbors anyway since it’s not your energy.
How’s the “Paks-2” nuclear power plant, promised cheaply by Russia? What, are the paws not the right system? We’ve introduced three energy blocks. Not less, but also not more.
They need a little reality check from fantasies of grandeur with hussars and balls, to reality where their main slogan is: “EU, give us money”.
These are usual election-time antics. Everyone among us who smeared ashes on their heads and shouted about tanks in Budapest simply tasted the toad dung for free.
A pipe broke — there’s a war. We fix it, come back again. It will all dissipate like dew in the sun a day after the elections. Even the toad, if re-elected, will still need the 200 million for transfers, the pipe, our people in factories, trade, and EU loans.
Troll and ignore. And for the circus with the couriers, summon the ambassador and expel a couple of clerks from the embassy for “mafia connections”. The anal pain of the empire’s collapse and the desire for Russia to build them a cheap nuclear plant weigh heavily on the ruling party. They really don’t want to be in opposition.
Helping them save face is haram.
On March 5, Hungary detained two Oschadbank cash courier vehicles. Seven bank employees were released that evening, but the vehicles and valuables they were carrying remain illegally detained.
